1 00:00:01,370 --> 00:00:02,970 Previously on Vanderpump Rules. 2 00:00:03,310 --> 00:00:06,370 Hold on a second. You're going to have Schwartz at the wedding and Katie's not 3 00:00:06,370 --> 00:00:07,370 invited. No. 4 00:00:07,750 --> 00:00:11,330 So maybe you should invite her to Miami and see how it goes. Maybe Miami's the 5 00:00:11,330 --> 00:00:13,350 perfect time for us to just all get along again. 6 00:00:13,590 --> 00:00:16,470 Does it bother you that she's coming to my bachelorette party? I didn't realize 7 00:00:16,470 --> 00:00:17,169 she was. 8 00:00:17,170 --> 00:00:21,830 She actually seemed really excited about it. Once I feel betrayed, it's done. 9 00:00:22,230 --> 00:00:24,990 You're welcome to come back for a drink, not me, when you're done. You're trying 10 00:00:24,990 --> 00:00:27,250 to bang her. I'm not trying to bang her. I have a girlfriend. 11 00:00:28,130 --> 00:00:29,450 We're on our way to San Diego. 12 00:00:30,670 --> 00:00:31,670 Thank you, Tiffany. 13 00:00:32,790 --> 00:00:35,570 There's plenty of women in here now. I'm ready to make some moves here. 14 00:00:35,870 --> 00:00:39,190 Jax brings one of these girls. Do not let Tiffany know I got this wasted. 15 00:00:39,670 --> 00:00:42,270 Tiffany asked me about last night. I'm not going to lie. 16 00:00:42,510 --> 00:00:43,510 Is she coming to Miami? 17 00:00:43,790 --> 00:00:46,270 Tiffany. Jack is going to get backed into a corner. 18 00:00:46,570 --> 00:00:49,830 He's then going to throw it in Tom's face that he knows Tom banged the girl 19 00:00:49,830 --> 00:00:51,450 Miami and the truth will be revealed. 20 00:01:31,500 --> 00:01:32,760 so excited for Miami. 21 00:01:33,020 --> 00:01:36,760 Jay and I have always decided that we would do a joint bachelor -bachelorette 22 00:01:36,760 --> 00:01:38,240 party with separate aspects. 23 00:01:38,520 --> 00:01:40,500 In case maybe I sneak in your room. 24 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:41,699 I wouldn't mind that. 25 00:01:41,700 --> 00:01:46,940 And if Kristen and Ariana and Katie can all kind of play nice, then I think the 26 00:01:46,940 --> 00:01:49,540 wedding will be a breeze. How much longer do we have until the cab gets 27 00:01:49,700 --> 00:01:51,320 Like 10 minutes. 10 minutes? 28 00:01:51,800 --> 00:01:53,240 I'm totally going to overpack. 29 00:01:53,480 --> 00:01:54,900 I don't even know what I have in here. 30 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:56,500 I know I have one of my bikinis. 31 00:01:56,760 --> 00:01:57,760 Did you bring? 32 00:01:57,960 --> 00:01:58,960 A tiger shirt. 33 00:01:59,220 --> 00:02:00,220 Yes! 34 00:02:02,410 --> 00:02:03,189 It's me. 35 00:02:03,190 --> 00:02:05,110 Oh, hey, man, what's up? Come on in. What's up? 36 00:02:07,930 --> 00:02:08,990 Hey, wait, look at me. 37 00:02:10,570 --> 00:02:13,590 Do you honestly not like your face? Like, first it's your nose, now you're 38 00:02:13,590 --> 00:02:15,050 getting surgery on your forehead? 39 00:02:15,390 --> 00:02:16,410 I got another head wound. 40 00:02:16,870 --> 00:02:21,150 I like to be badass, be cool about it, say, hey, I got a serious fight, but no. 41 00:02:21,370 --> 00:02:24,310 So I tried to get up early this morning, like, be productive and go get a little 42 00:02:24,310 --> 00:02:27,990 shopping done. Man, as soon as I get to the store, like, my truck was getting a 43 00:02:27,990 --> 00:02:29,510 ticket. I saw one of the meter maids. 44 00:02:29,820 --> 00:02:31,160 There's huge glass doors. 45 00:02:31,480 --> 00:02:32,780 And I run like this. Boom. 46 00:02:33,420 --> 00:02:34,740 Nailed it. Like, full on. 47 00:02:35,140 --> 00:02:36,140 Fall down. 48 00:02:36,380 --> 00:02:38,340 The people come around because there's blood everywhere. 49 00:02:38,660 --> 00:02:40,720 So I got a good 10 stitches in my forehead. 50 00:02:40,960 --> 00:02:43,760 And I don't know how that I did not touch my nose. 51 00:02:44,660 --> 00:02:47,760 Just to add insult to injury, I still got the parking ticket. 52 00:02:48,000 --> 00:02:49,680 Wait, so you said Tiffany wasn't going to go? 53 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:51,080 No, she was going to go. 54 00:02:51,400 --> 00:02:52,740 And then I decided, listen. 55 00:02:53,150 --> 00:02:54,950 Like, we're going to be with the girls, and the guys are going to be with the 56 00:02:54,950 --> 00:02:56,830 guys. Like, the girls are going to be doing their thing, and they're all 57 00:02:56,830 --> 00:02:58,110 friends. Tiffany doesn't know anybody. 58 00:02:58,390 --> 00:02:59,890 My girlfriend has to take time off work. 59 00:03:00,230 --> 00:03:01,830 I go, you know what, let's just take our own vacation. 60 00:03:02,050 --> 00:03:03,250 And she's like, you know what, that's fine. 61 00:03:03,790 --> 00:03:04,790 Really, Jax? 62 00:03:06,470 --> 00:03:09,930 I don't want to have to watch Tiffany and make sure she's okay. Then I got Tom 63 00:03:09,930 --> 00:03:11,890 fighting with James. I got Tom fighting with Kristen. 64 00:03:12,130 --> 00:03:15,030 There's too many explosive flights. There's too many ticking time bombs. 65 00:03:15,290 --> 00:03:17,610 Jax is 100 % not bringing Tiffany. 66 00:03:17,870 --> 00:03:19,990 He texted me today and said he canceled her flight. 67 00:03:20,400 --> 00:03:21,780 He said, I need space. 68 00:03:22,320 --> 00:03:26,780 Jack's went to San Diego. He did whatever it is that he did. And now it's 69 00:03:26,780 --> 00:03:29,000 he doesn't want Tiffany coming around anybody. 70 00:03:29,320 --> 00:03:32,680 Maybe he doesn't want her to see the darker side. Or because Dale's going. 71 00:03:33,240 --> 00:03:36,440 So Jack's going to sleep with Vale then in Miami? Is that your thing? Who knows? 72 00:03:36,940 --> 00:03:41,400 Vale and Jack, like, I know they went out for coffee. I don't know what his 73 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:42,400 intentions are. 74 00:03:42,680 --> 00:03:46,300 Everybody is saying that you're, like, wanting to hook up with Vale or 75 00:03:46,300 --> 00:03:48,260 something. To be honest, I just want to have fun. I'm going to keep my mouth 76 00:03:48,260 --> 00:03:53,060 shut. I'm just going to observe and never shake. At the end of the day, it's 77 00:03:53,060 --> 00:03:54,200 good bachelor party. 78 00:03:54,540 --> 00:03:55,720 Some rumors going around. 79 00:03:56,040 --> 00:03:57,960 How often are rumors ever true? 80 00:04:00,230 --> 00:04:04,810 I don't know how the hell Ariana's gonna deal with the fact that, like... Like, 81 00:04:04,850 --> 00:04:07,890 your boyfriend just cheated on you in Miami, like, months ago. 82 00:04:08,170 --> 00:04:09,089 Scene of the crime. 83 00:04:09,090 --> 00:04:10,049 South Beach. 84 00:04:10,050 --> 00:04:14,650 Ariana can't be as dumb as I even think she is. She has to know in the back of 85 00:04:14,650 --> 00:04:16,269 her mind, Tom cheated on her. 86 00:04:16,709 --> 00:04:17,890 Just willfully blind. 87 00:04:18,250 --> 00:04:20,310 It's kind of annoying that Kirsten and James are coming. 88 00:04:20,630 --> 00:04:24,790 Yeah, well, I'm a little bit nervous going to Miami because... 89 00:04:25,320 --> 00:04:29,340 If there's one thing that everybody knows with Kristen time and time again 90 00:04:29,340 --> 00:04:34,020 that she never wastes an opportunity to ruin everybody's good time. There's 91 00:04:34,020 --> 00:04:37,260 nothing good that could come out of this trip. It's a ticking time model. 92 00:04:37,660 --> 00:04:39,960 And this is really setting in right now. I know. 93 00:04:40,940 --> 00:04:41,940 We're getting married. 94 00:04:42,760 --> 00:04:44,140 Like, for real. It's wild. 95 00:04:46,420 --> 00:04:47,900 All packed up, ready to go? 96 00:04:48,460 --> 00:04:49,960 Oh, shoot, my flat iron. 97 00:04:50,900 --> 00:04:51,839 Got it? 98 00:04:51,840 --> 00:04:52,840 Got it. 99 00:04:56,710 --> 00:04:57,710 Thanks, man. 100 00:05:10,870 --> 00:05:11,230 I 101 00:05:11,230 --> 00:05:23,690 barely 102 00:05:23,690 --> 00:05:25,930 made my flight. Well, I'm happy you made it. 103 00:05:26,360 --> 00:05:28,680 Me too. Do you know why? Because the next play is sold out. 104 00:05:29,280 --> 00:05:30,280 Miami. 105 00:05:36,040 --> 00:05:39,760 First off, while everyone's happy right now, can we just say happy Bachelor of 106 00:05:39,760 --> 00:05:40,760 Bachelorette week? 107 00:05:41,160 --> 00:05:43,660 Thank you for coming, guys. 108 00:05:44,020 --> 00:05:48,580 I feel good about Miami. I've never been with a girlfriend, so I'm looking 109 00:05:48,580 --> 00:05:50,380 forward to sharing this experience with her. 110 00:05:50,620 --> 00:05:51,459 Hey, Vale. 111 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:55,160 Yeah. Since you're kind of new to this group, you should know this is the 112 00:05:55,160 --> 00:05:56,119 gangbang van. 113 00:05:56,120 --> 00:06:01,520 I would rather be gangbanged by all five of you than be in a van with all four 114 00:06:01,520 --> 00:06:02,099 of them. 115 00:06:02,100 --> 00:06:03,100 Well, 116 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:04,800 that makes me feel really comfortable. 117 00:06:05,260 --> 00:06:08,620 It's a little nerve -wracking being the new girl. I'm just getting to know this 118 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:11,340 group, and they just seem, like, really normal and wholesome. 119 00:06:12,540 --> 00:06:15,000 Just kidding. I am hoping we don't get arrested this weekend. 120 00:06:15,460 --> 00:06:18,500 Naya, we're going to this place. What's it called? Naked Taco? 121 00:06:18,740 --> 00:06:22,780 Yeah. And then tomorrow, hopefully, weather permits so we can take the boat 122 00:06:23,180 --> 00:06:26,740 I never have to worry with this group if we're going to party enough and have a 123 00:06:26,740 --> 00:06:27,740 good time. 124 00:06:27,820 --> 00:06:32,240 The only problem is if we party too hard. 125 00:06:34,880 --> 00:06:38,120 Welcome, everyone, to Dream South Beach. First, I'd love to offer you guys a 126 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:39,120 glass of champagne. 127 00:06:39,300 --> 00:06:42,120 Thank you so much. We're very happy to have you here with us. 128 00:06:43,320 --> 00:06:44,740 Welcome to the crew, Vale. 129 00:06:45,920 --> 00:06:49,740 Because this is a bachelor or bachelorette party, We're trying to keep 130 00:06:49,740 --> 00:06:53,260 with girls and guys with guys. So Sheena and I are going to stay together in the 131 00:06:53,260 --> 00:06:56,700 big room with the other bridesmaids. Shay is on his own. Katie and Vale are 132 00:06:56,700 --> 00:06:59,380 splitting a room because they're girls, but they don't really know each other 133 00:06:59,380 --> 00:07:01,140 that well, so that should be interesting. 134 00:07:01,500 --> 00:07:06,100 And Tom and Tom had planned on rooming together, and Jax was going to stay with 135 00:07:06,100 --> 00:07:07,640 Tiffany in a room, but... 136 00:07:07,900 --> 00:07:12,240 Since the San Diego thing, no, Tiffany's not coming. And apparently, Jax is too 137 00:07:12,240 --> 00:07:17,500 cheap to get his own room, so he's staying with Tom and Tom. And nobody 138 00:07:17,500 --> 00:07:20,580 split a room with Kristen or James, so they're staying together. 139 00:07:20,860 --> 00:07:22,420 Ooh, ooh, potty room. 140 00:07:23,900 --> 00:07:27,440 Okay, this is way sicker than the one in New York. Dick. 141 00:07:27,980 --> 00:07:28,980 Okay. 142 00:07:30,160 --> 00:07:31,780 Go ahead. All right, thank you. 143 00:07:33,740 --> 00:07:34,880 That's so cute, though. 144 00:07:36,270 --> 00:07:37,410 Wait, how do I? 145 00:07:39,970 --> 00:07:40,970 Wow, 146 00:07:48,070 --> 00:07:50,050 it looks so good in here. 147 00:07:50,430 --> 00:07:55,930 I knew my mom, sister, and a couple bridesmaids were flying in early, but I 148 00:07:55,930 --> 00:08:01,850 no idea they were going to pimp out my room Bachelorette style. It's amazing. 149 00:08:02,350 --> 00:08:03,370 Get out of here. 150 00:08:06,730 --> 00:08:09,970 What is this place? This is so nice. 151 00:08:10,510 --> 00:08:13,890 This is the most gorgeous hotel room I've ever stayed in. 152 00:08:15,190 --> 00:08:16,190 Dude, he's like this. 153 00:08:16,450 --> 00:08:17,450 Dude. 154 00:08:17,910 --> 00:08:19,490 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dude, 155 00:08:20,330 --> 00:08:21,730 what the f***, man? 156 00:08:22,050 --> 00:08:23,050 It's tiny. 157 00:08:23,090 --> 00:08:26,550 It is a little cramped in here. Are you f***ing kidding me? One bed? 158 00:08:26,770 --> 00:08:28,630 Let's not get our panties in a bunch. It's all good. 159 00:08:28,950 --> 00:08:32,770 Dude, Jack, you're sleeping right here since you set everything up with not 160 00:08:32,770 --> 00:08:33,769 bringing Tiffany. 161 00:08:33,770 --> 00:08:37,159 Because me and Schwartz were just supposed to f***. I have a room. This is 162 00:08:37,159 --> 00:08:40,880 absurd. It's three dudes, and when there's two dudes, it's fine. You can 163 00:08:40,880 --> 00:08:44,860 each other up like this, like two Cs facing away, but three dudes on a bed, 164 00:08:45,060 --> 00:08:46,900 that's... Somebody's got to spoon somebody. 165 00:08:47,300 --> 00:08:49,640 Hey, let's see if we can all fit on here. Dude, no. 166 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,420 Tom. No, man. Just try it, dude. 167 00:08:52,820 --> 00:08:56,500 All right, just a little bit. Yeah, don't play it. Dude, no, man. 168 00:08:57,880 --> 00:09:01,760 It's not really that bad. It's just like old times, minus the penetration. 169 00:09:03,630 --> 00:09:05,850 Sina, best wishes and all my love, Lisa. 170 00:09:06,390 --> 00:09:10,870 Aww. So the big dick's from Lisa? Not the champagne, the pink. 171 00:09:11,550 --> 00:09:14,290 All right, guys, we've got to get ready for dinner. I'm going to call Vince in 172 00:09:14,290 --> 00:09:14,829 the shower. 173 00:09:14,830 --> 00:09:17,270 I'm not sure when Sandoval became such a diva princess. 174 00:09:17,630 --> 00:09:20,930 Who cares, dude? We'll give you your bathroom time. Don't worry, there's a 175 00:09:20,930 --> 00:09:21,930 for your straightener. 176 00:09:23,610 --> 00:09:26,390 Hello? Are you having fun? 177 00:09:26,730 --> 00:09:30,330 It was so much fun. I wanted to thank you so much for the champagne. 178 00:09:31,070 --> 00:09:34,450 Oh, my God. This room is gorgeous. 179 00:09:34,930 --> 00:09:38,370 Oh, well, I wanted to do something that would make the weekend special for you. 180 00:09:38,470 --> 00:09:42,930 The room is amazing. It looks so good. All the decorations my mom and sister 181 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:48,390 the girls did. But Lisa upgrading me to the best suite at the hotel, that's just 182 00:09:48,390 --> 00:09:49,390 icing on the cake. 183 00:09:49,490 --> 00:09:53,670 I wish not only Pandora was here, but I wish you were here just to see how 184 00:09:53,670 --> 00:09:54,730 amazing this is. 185 00:09:55,020 --> 00:09:58,360 I'm actually seeing Pandora in a little bit. She's our acting manager, you know, 186 00:09:58,360 --> 00:10:00,300 till we find a replacement for the manager we lost. 187 00:10:00,540 --> 00:10:05,680 No, I totally understand it. I need Pandora at pump because when a manager 188 00:10:05,680 --> 00:10:10,480 leaves, it's like the captain's left the ship and it's too early for the 189 00:10:10,480 --> 00:10:13,420 restaurant to be on autopilot if it ever will be. 190 00:10:13,800 --> 00:10:14,800 Well, you have fun. 191 00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,160 Thank you. Okay, have fun. Bye -bye. 192 00:10:17,380 --> 00:10:18,400 All right, bye. 193 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:20,480 Is there more lighting in here? 194 00:10:20,740 --> 00:10:21,860 Ew, no, man. 195 00:10:23,200 --> 00:10:24,200 Oh, s***. 196 00:10:28,670 --> 00:10:30,310 Coming up you want to go there. 197 00:10:30,550 --> 00:10:33,350 I'll go to every single one of you and I'll pick this about all you 198 00:10:49,610 --> 00:10:52,930 Okay, so how busy are we tonight? We have a party of 10 and a party of 14. 199 00:10:53,370 --> 00:10:56,390 Great, now Panda's going to come in and she's going to oversee everything, okay? 200 00:10:56,390 --> 00:10:57,390 Okay, all right, awesome. 201 00:10:57,430 --> 00:10:59,470 It'll be a theme of the night, like it always is. 202 00:10:59,850 --> 00:11:00,850 We'll see. 203 00:11:01,470 --> 00:11:04,850 Pandora's worked in our restaurants for about 10 years now. 204 00:11:05,110 --> 00:11:09,150 She knows absolutely everything about a restaurant from the ground up. 205 00:11:09,530 --> 00:11:13,990 And I feel sorry for her that all her friends are on the beach in Miami 206 00:11:13,990 --> 00:11:16,770 cocktails and she's doing the craft back home. 207 00:11:17,190 --> 00:11:18,610 Hello, finally. 208 00:11:19,260 --> 00:11:20,560 I'm here. I know you hate me. 209 00:11:22,180 --> 00:11:23,180 Is it okay? 210 00:11:24,000 --> 00:11:27,540 It's kind of a pain in the butt. I'm stuck here working when I could be on a 211 00:11:27,540 --> 00:11:28,800 beach drinking margaritas. 212 00:11:29,100 --> 00:11:30,980 What about Sheena? Was she upset with you or not? 213 00:11:31,220 --> 00:11:34,280 I think she's okay because so many people are going and I was there for the 214 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,620 bridal shower and all that. 215 00:11:35,820 --> 00:11:39,180 Yeah, yeah, yeah. But anyway, listen, I need you to go through the kitchen, look 216 00:11:39,180 --> 00:11:41,120 at the ordering, check the staff schedules. 217 00:11:41,400 --> 00:11:42,720 Sorry. No, I'm worried. 218 00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:47,860 Pump is my baby. I mean, so is she. But I do have a habit of worrying about my 219 00:11:47,860 --> 00:11:51,250 babies. I just walked around this restaurant, and you guys have got to get 220 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:54,610 it. Tables were wobbling. Salt and peppers aren't on the table. Wine 221 00:11:54,610 --> 00:11:56,730 aren't polished. Like, this isn't going to cut it. 222 00:11:57,130 --> 00:11:59,290 We're still making an impression on this town. 223 00:11:59,510 --> 00:12:03,390 All it takes is for one person to go online, and suddenly it's out there, and 224 00:12:03,390 --> 00:12:04,390 you get a bad reputation. 225 00:12:04,690 --> 00:12:06,750 I need it to come out a certain way. How's it going? 226 00:12:07,190 --> 00:12:10,150 Guys, we need everything to be really quick tonight. 227 00:12:10,850 --> 00:12:13,270 Appetizers need to hit the table within 10 minutes. 228 00:12:14,330 --> 00:12:17,690 Entrees, as soon as they're fired, I need them plated, okay? That's good, 229 00:12:17,690 --> 00:12:18,549 good. How's it going? 230 00:12:18,550 --> 00:12:22,690 Hey, am I here managing a restaurant or are you here managing a restaurant? 231 00:12:22,930 --> 00:12:25,370 Because if you're managing, then I can be a man. Well, now they're open. Come 232 00:12:25,370 --> 00:12:26,370 on. 233 00:12:37,810 --> 00:12:39,770 Dude, we got bottle service? 234 00:12:42,380 --> 00:12:43,440 Bachelor and bachelorette party. 235 00:12:45,040 --> 00:12:49,240 Jay and I have assembled quite a large group. I have my mom, my best friend 236 00:12:49,240 --> 00:12:54,200 Brooke, Jenna, she's a great friend of mine, my little sister, Ariana's 237 00:12:54,760 --> 00:12:57,520 We're here basically to just kick Miami's ass. 238 00:12:58,000 --> 00:12:59,920 We will be taking care of you guys tonight. 239 00:13:00,220 --> 00:13:02,020 We're going to load you guys up with vodka. 240 00:13:02,220 --> 00:13:04,180 We're going to have a party. We're going to have a good time, guys. 241 00:13:04,480 --> 00:13:06,040 All right, let's do it. 242 00:13:08,820 --> 00:13:10,540 Are we making a toast? Are we making a toast? 243 00:13:26,060 --> 00:13:27,760 I love how you guys didn't plan your matching outfits. 244 00:13:28,400 --> 00:13:29,780 No, I know, it's weird, right? 245 00:13:30,040 --> 00:13:36,420 Yeah. We read each other's minds constantly, so it's just another time 246 00:13:36,420 --> 00:13:37,420 happened. 247 00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:44,320 Okay, Tom and Ariana, I get it. You guys are so perfect together that you match 248 00:13:44,320 --> 00:13:45,320 outfits. 249 00:13:45,740 --> 00:13:49,500 Vomit. Oh, God, I feel like I'm in class. I don't like it. Make a 250 00:13:49,900 --> 00:13:53,500 I don't think a bachelorette party would be complete without some sort of 251 00:13:53,500 --> 00:13:54,500 embarrassing... 252 00:13:55,070 --> 00:14:01,290 Game? Yes. So while we are here in Miami, we have three days to complete 253 00:14:01,290 --> 00:14:05,050 tasks. You must attain a pair of men's underwear. 254 00:14:05,350 --> 00:14:08,610 Yes. Get your picture taken with three shirtless strangers. 255 00:14:09,110 --> 00:14:12,610 Dance on a table or bar. Sign a man's ass. 256 00:14:12,990 --> 00:14:18,090 What? She won't do that. I know her better. I know. She won't. You have to 257 00:14:18,090 --> 00:14:22,050 a public orgasm, which could be real or fake. What? That sounds fun. 258 00:14:22,310 --> 00:14:24,710 Okay, well, you can fake my orgasm. 259 00:14:24,940 --> 00:14:28,300 Okay, or you could just have Jax come to the room and give you a real one. 260 00:14:29,120 --> 00:14:30,640 I doubt he could. 261 00:14:30,900 --> 00:14:32,940 You have to give a stranger a lap dance. 262 00:14:33,940 --> 00:14:36,860 You have to motorboat a D. 263 00:14:40,680 --> 00:14:47,180 Sign a man's ass, public orgasm, give a lap dance, 264 00:14:47,400 --> 00:14:50,860 motorboat a D. I mean, let's be honest, this is a typical night at Sir. 265 00:14:51,340 --> 00:14:52,340 I got this. 266 00:14:52,810 --> 00:14:53,729 Last one. 267 00:14:53,730 --> 00:14:55,530 You have to throw a drink in someone's face. 268 00:14:55,770 --> 00:14:59,510 Yes! Or pull a song. Or pull a song for it. 269 00:14:59,890 --> 00:15:06,670 I just want to point out that I'm so happy that all of you are 270 00:15:06,670 --> 00:15:11,090 here. And, you know, Stassi was welcome to come. She's not here. 271 00:15:11,330 --> 00:15:14,670 She's in L .A. hanging out with her boyfriend. Probably having so much fun. 272 00:15:14,950 --> 00:15:19,850 You know what? No offense, Katie. She's your best friend. They're actually not 273 00:15:19,850 --> 00:15:21,370 talking. They're not talking. They're not talking. 274 00:15:22,750 --> 00:15:25,550 Stassi is not happy about me going to Miami. 275 00:15:25,870 --> 00:15:29,990 She won't return any phone calls or text messages. And I think that's bullshit. 276 00:15:30,190 --> 00:15:34,410 It's a shame that Stassi couldn't just get over herself and come out and have 277 00:15:34,410 --> 00:15:35,410 some fun. 278 00:15:37,250 --> 00:15:37,850 I'm 279 00:15:37,850 --> 00:15:48,310 not 280 00:15:48,310 --> 00:15:50,210 surprised that Stassi is... 281 00:15:50,510 --> 00:15:53,970 Icing out one of her friends, but I am surprised that Stassi is screwing over 282 00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:58,550 Katie. Katie is the only real friend that Stassi has left in L .A. I think 283 00:15:58,550 --> 00:15:59,550 bullshit. 284 00:16:01,550 --> 00:16:02,550 Yeah. 285 00:16:03,530 --> 00:16:07,270 Why didn't Tiffany come? I mean, her ticket, everything was already taken 286 00:16:07,270 --> 00:16:10,570 of. It just, it didn't, it didn't, I thought about it more. It just really 287 00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:17,130 didn't flow well. She has to request time off of work, and it just, it just 288 00:16:17,130 --> 00:16:17,769 didn't work. 289 00:16:17,770 --> 00:16:21,000 Okay. And that's the story I'm giving. That's it? That's all you're giving? 290 00:16:26,480 --> 00:16:29,920 Anyway, I don't care. I'll do what I want. 291 00:16:30,240 --> 00:16:33,920 When I want. I don't know if he's with Tiffany or not with her right now. 292 00:16:34,220 --> 00:16:40,520 You need a flow chart to track when he is and when he isn't. And you told her 293 00:16:40,520 --> 00:16:41,520 not to come this weekend? 294 00:16:43,340 --> 00:16:46,640 Yeah. I don't know. It doesn't have anything to do with San Diego? 295 00:16:52,210 --> 00:16:53,450 Well, I mean, yeah. 296 00:16:56,570 --> 00:16:58,070 Were you single on the guy's trip? 297 00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,930 Uh, no. 298 00:17:00,190 --> 00:17:01,190 Do you act like? 299 00:17:01,330 --> 00:17:02,650 I did act like, yeah. 300 00:17:05,569 --> 00:17:08,250 Maybe there's a little part of me that wants to see Jack thrown under the bus, 301 00:17:08,369 --> 00:17:14,190 but he will take any truth he has about me or Tom and multiply them tenfold. So 302 00:17:14,190 --> 00:17:16,910 I just want to keep my mouth shut and mind my own business. 303 00:17:17,190 --> 00:17:19,990 You know what? Who cares? Like, I'm fine with the way everything is. 304 00:17:20,349 --> 00:17:22,849 I'm all for it. Let's keep drinking. I'll start picking everyone apart. 305 00:17:23,130 --> 00:17:24,029 You want to? 306 00:17:24,030 --> 00:17:25,030 You want to go there? 307 00:17:25,349 --> 00:17:28,470 Jax, do you realize how guilty you look, you f***ing idiot? 308 00:17:28,910 --> 00:17:31,750 And then he's got this scar on his head that looks like a vagina. 309 00:17:32,170 --> 00:17:33,690 I hope Tiffany gave that to him. 310 00:17:33,890 --> 00:17:36,290 You all know who I am. It's a joke. 311 00:17:36,530 --> 00:17:39,450 So it's like, it's almost like you sleep better at night by just being like, you 312 00:17:39,450 --> 00:17:42,570 do this, you do this. It's like, so what? Because all your lives are so 313 00:17:42,830 --> 00:17:44,570 No one said any of his lives were perfect, Jax. 314 00:17:45,030 --> 00:17:46,410 He constantly, like, 315 00:17:47,399 --> 00:17:53,360 Lies and lies and lies and lies. I really want Jack to learn his lesson. 316 00:17:53,360 --> 00:17:57,900 can't do whatever you want and expect there not to be consequences. 317 00:17:58,320 --> 00:18:01,640 If you're going to sit here and grill me, I'll go to every single one of you 318 00:18:01,640 --> 00:18:03,360 I'll kick the shit out of all of you. You already have. 319 00:18:08,740 --> 00:18:09,740 Coming up. 320 00:18:11,740 --> 00:18:15,060 I have a lot of issues. You're hard not to love. 321 00:18:28,650 --> 00:18:29,569 That's our padding. 322 00:18:29,570 --> 00:18:31,350 That's your boobie. Padding. Padding. 323 00:18:31,830 --> 00:18:33,150 Right here it is. Padding. 324 00:18:33,830 --> 00:18:34,830 Ow! 325 00:18:35,210 --> 00:18:37,450 Ah, don't slap me with your cock straw! 326 00:18:38,030 --> 00:18:39,770 Ah! Oh, it's a cock wand! 327 00:18:40,070 --> 00:18:41,770 It's a f***ing cock wand! 328 00:18:41,970 --> 00:18:42,970 Oh, bloody hell! 329 00:18:43,950 --> 00:18:45,350 Jack! Ew! 330 00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:49,510 Ew! I thought it was... Don't hit me, I have stitches. 331 00:18:52,990 --> 00:18:57,110 It's Kristen trying to act like there's some sort of inside jokes between her 332 00:18:57,110 --> 00:19:00,710 and people at the table who are like, I don't understand the whole thing. 333 00:19:06,450 --> 00:19:10,270 That's why I get quiet, because I'm just kind of like... I do too. Sitting back 334 00:19:10,270 --> 00:19:15,470 and being like... I do too. I mean, all Kristen has to do is not be a huge bitch 335 00:19:15,470 --> 00:19:19,770 on this trip. And we're already a couple hours in, and it looks like she's 336 00:19:19,770 --> 00:19:20,770 failing at that. 337 00:19:20,810 --> 00:19:24,910 If Kristen is a superhero, her power is to destroy fun. 338 00:19:28,670 --> 00:19:31,750 My goodness! 339 00:19:32,190 --> 00:19:34,290 Oh my God, it's disturbing. 340 00:19:35,510 --> 00:19:36,630 Cheers, cheers. 341 00:19:36,930 --> 00:19:38,110 Lovely, doubly. 342 00:19:38,850 --> 00:19:39,850 Hey. 343 00:19:40,990 --> 00:19:42,170 What's wrong? Don't be short. 344 00:19:42,450 --> 00:19:44,830 Everything's fine. Ever since, like, San Diego. 345 00:19:45,180 --> 00:19:47,280 Tiffany has no trust in me at all, whatsoever. 346 00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:50,560 I took her into the bathroom to throw up, and I shut the door, and then she 347 00:19:50,560 --> 00:19:53,420 started grabbing onto me again. I'm like, get off me, get off me, and then I 348 00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:55,100 pushed her out, and I said, okay, you guys have to go. 349 00:19:57,200 --> 00:20:00,440 And that's totally understandable. 350 00:20:00,740 --> 00:20:01,800 I wouldn't trust me either. 351 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,300 I'll just peck you before you go to bed. I'm going to go to bed shortly here. 352 00:20:04,760 --> 00:20:05,760 I feel bad. 353 00:20:06,360 --> 00:20:07,360 You know I love you, right? 354 00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:11,960 All right, I love you, too. 355 00:20:29,520 --> 00:20:34,160 Party. Who makes the bad decision? 356 00:20:39,340 --> 00:20:41,740 Two shots, two chases. 357 00:20:42,540 --> 00:20:45,200 So what do you think of this group? What do you think is going on here? All of 358 00:20:45,200 --> 00:20:47,780 them in here, they all have demons and they all have secrets. 359 00:20:48,060 --> 00:20:49,460 But they know that they don't own it. 360 00:20:51,240 --> 00:20:54,300 I just hope that you're really honest with yourself and you hold yourself to a 361 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:55,039 good standard. 362 00:20:55,040 --> 00:20:58,200 At this point, like, let's not be honest about, like, they all know my life. 363 00:20:58,240 --> 00:21:05,240 They all know what kind of person I am. Like... These guys... I don't know if 364 00:21:05,240 --> 00:21:11,300 you're completely bullshitting me, but what you say literally, like, make me... 365 00:21:11,300 --> 00:21:12,300 I don't know. 366 00:21:13,160 --> 00:21:16,600 I don't understand. It's just, like, everyone just makes you out to be this, 367 00:21:16,660 --> 00:21:19,660 like... Because it's true. I'm not... 368 00:21:20,240 --> 00:21:23,900 I'm not a good person at all. You can't say you're not a good person. 369 00:21:24,120 --> 00:21:28,020 But I'm not. Okay, maybe you weren't a good person. No, you're right. Maybe 370 00:21:28,020 --> 00:21:32,820 behavior wasn't a good person. But you can't say right now, I'm not a good 371 00:21:32,820 --> 00:21:34,120 person. I have a lot of issues. 372 00:21:36,540 --> 00:21:40,520 You're hard not to love. You're very lovable. What are you all going to do? 373 00:21:40,520 --> 00:21:44,480 you going to sit here and be like, poor me, poor me? You need a hug. 374 00:21:44,820 --> 00:21:46,080 That's what you need. That's my friend's name. 375 00:21:47,980 --> 00:21:52,090 I'm basically telling her, The worst person you could possibly talk to or 376 00:21:52,090 --> 00:21:55,890 for that matter. I'm like poison. But apparently Vale wants poison. 377 00:21:56,970 --> 00:21:57,970 In her vagina. 378 00:21:58,570 --> 00:22:03,470 I don't know what your backstory is and like how you are. And don't look 379 00:22:03,470 --> 00:22:05,210 devilish right now because that's scary. 380 00:22:05,710 --> 00:22:09,950 I don't think it's even possible for Jax to be as terrible of a person as he's 381 00:22:09,950 --> 00:22:12,710 trying to tell me he is. Can't be that bad. 382 00:22:13,110 --> 00:22:14,390 It's 100 degrees up here. 383 00:22:14,790 --> 00:22:16,230 I'm dying. I don't know about you. 384 00:22:16,680 --> 00:22:20,120 Super hot. I know. We should probably, you know, just get back to the air 385 00:22:20,120 --> 00:22:23,220 conditioning. Okay. And put an end to, uh... All this. 386 00:22:23,460 --> 00:22:25,280 All of it. Yeah. All of it. Okay. 387 00:22:25,600 --> 00:22:27,600 All of it. 388 00:22:28,300 --> 00:22:32,120 I've been trying to figure out who Vale is, but right now I'm learning that she 389 00:22:32,120 --> 00:22:33,420 has really bad taste in men. 390 00:22:47,310 --> 00:22:49,130 43. This needs a garnish. 391 00:22:49,470 --> 00:22:53,230 I need you to stay on top of it, because if it's busy like this, you can't let 392 00:22:53,230 --> 00:22:54,510 tickets slip through the cracks. 393 00:22:54,830 --> 00:22:56,270 Guys, how long on that burger? 394 00:22:56,530 --> 00:23:00,810 It's actually very nice to kind of give the reins to Pandy and have her yell at 395 00:23:00,810 --> 00:23:04,550 somebody for a change. Don't want to put the spanner in the works, but 26 needs 396 00:23:04,550 --> 00:23:07,850 dessert. Today is one of those days that we should have a clone or a 397 00:23:07,850 --> 00:23:13,030 doppelganger. My little size ace is tired from kicking ass, so Pandy can do 398 00:23:13,030 --> 00:23:13,839 for a change. 399 00:23:13,840 --> 00:23:17,200 I'll be out there at my table having a glass of rosé thinking of you guys back 400 00:23:17,200 --> 00:23:20,620 here squashing it. My slave driver of a mother has put me to work. 401 00:23:20,840 --> 00:23:22,620 Andy, I changed your diapers. 402 00:23:22,900 --> 00:23:25,200 Oh, yeah. I'll be changing your diapers soon, too. 403 00:23:35,840 --> 00:23:36,900 Good morning, sunshine. 404 00:23:37,380 --> 00:23:39,200 Good morning. Good morning, sunshine. 405 00:23:39,960 --> 00:23:40,960 Morning. 406 00:23:43,720 --> 00:23:44,720 Bye now. 407 00:23:45,460 --> 00:23:46,460 Rise and shine, lady. 408 00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,680 Time to get up. 409 00:23:50,000 --> 00:23:51,420 Look at you guys. So cute. 410 00:23:52,000 --> 00:23:52,939 Cuddling and stuff. 411 00:23:52,940 --> 00:23:53,940 Kind of jealous. 412 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:55,160 We got breakfast. 413 00:23:55,180 --> 00:23:57,700 We got to get up. We got to get going with the day. Did you do any weird 414 00:23:57,700 --> 00:23:59,340 last night? What do you mean, did I do any weird things? 415 00:23:59,600 --> 00:24:00,600 I saw you leave and fail. 416 00:24:00,800 --> 00:24:05,720 Oh. You didn't fail, man. She was creeping last night. She was, right? 417 00:24:05,720 --> 00:24:06,720 kind of pushing it a little. 418 00:24:07,040 --> 00:24:10,700 I have a girlfriend, and I'm very happy, and I don't really want to jeopardize 419 00:24:10,700 --> 00:24:11,700 my relationship. 420 00:24:13,300 --> 00:24:16,860 You're basically like, yeah, I've killed three people. I'm a horrible guy. 421 00:24:17,760 --> 00:24:19,000 That's cool. I like that. 422 00:24:19,320 --> 00:24:22,060 Yeah. Was Jax trying to hit on you again last night? 423 00:24:22,300 --> 00:24:23,300 I don't know. 424 00:24:24,780 --> 00:24:27,360 I was so drunk last night. 425 00:24:28,260 --> 00:24:29,900 He thinks he's a bad person. 426 00:24:30,140 --> 00:24:33,940 That's what we were talking about. And he feels really horrible, and he's done 427 00:24:33,940 --> 00:24:38,620 so many horrible things that he's not sure if he's a bad person or not. He's 428 00:24:38,620 --> 00:24:43,000 right. No, you can't give up on yourself no matter how... No, no, you shouldn't, 429 00:24:43,020 --> 00:24:44,160 but I mean, it's a compliment. 430 00:24:44,740 --> 00:24:49,720 We all know Vale has her Ivy League education, but obviously Princeton does 431 00:24:49,720 --> 00:24:54,360 offer the course on how to not get jacked. I don't know, he's being sincere 432 00:24:54,360 --> 00:24:55,360 me. 433 00:24:55,680 --> 00:25:01,220 Who got dibs on the shower first? I hate the ocean. 434 00:25:01,640 --> 00:25:04,200 But Vale said she would, like, help me throw someone overboard. 435 00:25:04,860 --> 00:25:05,679 Oh, she did? 436 00:25:05,680 --> 00:25:07,800 That's good. Who are you guys planning to throw overboard? 437 00:25:08,330 --> 00:25:10,270 It rhymes with Bariana. 438 00:25:10,570 --> 00:25:12,410 Hi, everyone. Can I have your attention, please? 439 00:25:12,910 --> 00:25:19,050 In honor of... Gina, you're going to have to knock out some of those. All 440 00:25:19,890 --> 00:25:20,890 Stand up. 441 00:25:37,480 --> 00:25:40,540 your fights on this trip because there's one piece of baggage we left at home. 442 00:25:41,160 --> 00:25:42,160 Stassi. 443 00:25:46,320 --> 00:25:52,000 This reminds me of old times when things were so much simpler and everyone was 444 00:25:52,000 --> 00:25:52,939 getting along. 445 00:25:52,940 --> 00:25:56,740 This is why I love this group of friends. Right here, this moment. 446 00:26:07,210 --> 00:26:08,530 Pour a drink on someone's head. 447 00:26:08,750 --> 00:26:09,750 Check. 448 00:26:13,590 --> 00:26:20,590 I wish these looks that I was throwing Ariana's 449 00:26:20,590 --> 00:26:25,890 way would just translate into words because right now this one would say... 450 00:26:25,890 --> 00:26:31,870 That's like a hurricane. 451 00:26:32,210 --> 00:26:33,690 Hey, let's just leave Jack. Let's go. 452 00:26:34,150 --> 00:26:36,170 Jack! Karma's gonna get you, man! 453 00:26:36,830 --> 00:26:38,150 I love her. I loved her. 454 00:26:38,890 --> 00:26:39,370 You 455 00:26:39,370 --> 00:26:48,630 eat 456 00:26:48,630 --> 00:26:55,490 too much fudge, you get sick. So you don't eat too much 457 00:26:55,490 --> 00:27:00,770 fudge. Well, Jack has never learned that. So he just keeps on eating that 458 00:27:00,770 --> 00:27:01,890 and keeps on getting sick. 459 00:27:04,910 --> 00:27:08,150 Coming up. You definitely railed the shit out of that girl in the bathroom. I 460 00:27:08,150 --> 00:27:09,150 didn't. 461 00:27:10,830 --> 00:27:12,870 Someone's going to pick a name out of the hat. 462 00:27:13,550 --> 00:27:14,550 No! 463 00:27:15,930 --> 00:27:17,210 You stick a teepee. 464 00:27:17,590 --> 00:27:20,550 I had your back. 465 00:27:21,530 --> 00:27:22,790 I covered your ass. 466 00:27:23,490 --> 00:27:28,510 I covered your fucking ass. I walked all of your tables. I didn't ask for 467 00:27:28,510 --> 00:27:32,230 anyone's help. I'm so tired of having a 14 -inch penis and being such a stud. 468 00:27:34,890 --> 00:27:36,530 Girls love me. Me! I was being me. 469 00:27:38,770 --> 00:27:45,530 What's up, guys? 470 00:27:45,790 --> 00:27:47,110 Hey. Where is James? 471 00:27:47,390 --> 00:27:48,390 Oh, we kind of forgot James. 472 00:27:48,650 --> 00:27:51,010 Yeah. I just got a text from Chris. 473 00:27:51,210 --> 00:27:53,530 Welcome to Legulatory. 474 00:27:53,750 --> 00:27:55,130 How are you this evening? Good. Thank you. 475 00:27:55,490 --> 00:27:57,690 This is a marathon, not a sprint. 476 00:27:58,090 --> 00:27:59,890 But guess what? I sprint marathons. 477 00:28:15,180 --> 00:28:17,260 Hi. Welcome to Lorenzo. Thank you. 478 00:28:17,460 --> 00:28:18,460 It's all about me. 479 00:28:20,580 --> 00:28:22,680 It's nice to have everyone here, obviously. 480 00:28:23,020 --> 00:28:28,220 It means a lot for me to be here celebrating with you. Thank you so much 481 00:28:28,220 --> 00:28:29,220 including me. 482 00:28:29,380 --> 00:28:31,060 It's really nice to have... 483 00:28:31,520 --> 00:28:32,780 A family here with everyone. 484 00:28:33,100 --> 00:28:37,140 I feel like that's kind of a thing with our group. That's how you know you truly 485 00:28:37,140 --> 00:28:41,260 love someone, if you can come back into their life and pick up like nothing ever 486 00:28:41,260 --> 00:28:45,960 happened. This Miami trip has been so much fun, and it's definitely got Sheen 487 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:47,460 and I to a great place. Cheers. 488 00:28:48,160 --> 00:28:52,840 Cheers. You should decide what your next mission is. 489 00:28:53,180 --> 00:28:55,000 Excuse me, sir. May I have your boxers? 490 00:28:56,460 --> 00:28:57,460 Oh, hey. 491 00:28:57,480 --> 00:29:00,280 Hi. Hi. Hi. How are you doing? 492 00:29:00,670 --> 00:29:01,609 How are you? 493 00:29:01,610 --> 00:29:03,190 I'm actually better now. 494 00:29:03,410 --> 00:29:07,490 Let me ask you guys a question. Are either of you wearing any form of, like, 495 00:29:07,510 --> 00:29:10,590 boxers or briefs or whitey tighties? 496 00:29:10,790 --> 00:29:11,790 This one is. 497 00:29:11,930 --> 00:29:13,070 May I have your boxers? 498 00:29:13,390 --> 00:29:15,390 Okay. I'll get you a lighter. Yes! 499 00:29:15,910 --> 00:29:17,790 We got it! You're awesome. 500 00:29:18,310 --> 00:29:22,050 I've found that if you're with a bunch of hot chicks, you can pretty much get a 501 00:29:22,050 --> 00:29:23,130 drunken guy to do anything. 502 00:29:33,480 --> 00:29:34,480 Tiny man's ass. 503 00:29:35,940 --> 00:29:37,980 Check. Hey, you have a happy... 504 00:29:37,980 --> 00:29:44,880 How are you doing, girls? 505 00:29:45,220 --> 00:29:46,340 Everything good? 506 00:29:46,760 --> 00:29:48,320 Perfect. Okay. 507 00:29:48,600 --> 00:29:50,200 First time here or not? First time. 508 00:29:50,500 --> 00:29:53,100 Well, welcome to Pump Virgins. 509 00:29:53,380 --> 00:29:57,320 I need to make sure that when you serve the sangria, you're only serving it like 510 00:29:57,320 --> 00:29:58,480 you would with a wine glass. 511 00:29:59,060 --> 00:30:00,620 Hey. How are you doing? 512 00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:02,780 I'm good. I told you I needed you. 513 00:30:03,040 --> 00:30:04,500 I'm actually glad I was here. 514 00:30:04,820 --> 00:30:06,940 It was pretty hectic for a while there. 515 00:30:07,400 --> 00:30:10,400 Have you heard from your naughty friends in Miami or not? Ruined your life, 516 00:30:10,460 --> 00:30:12,560 basically. In heels, sweating, working. 517 00:30:13,440 --> 00:30:16,820 Seriously, though, I really appreciate it. Have the same taste as me. Have the 518 00:30:16,820 --> 00:30:18,320 same thirst for perfection. 519 00:30:19,120 --> 00:30:21,160 So, I create... Research. 520 00:30:21,580 --> 00:30:23,680 Research. I love you. Love you, too. 521 00:30:27,640 --> 00:30:29,820 I love that we're all sitting here together. 522 00:30:30,490 --> 00:30:32,850 We're all friends a little longer. Yeah. Guys are a little different. 523 00:30:33,390 --> 00:30:37,110 Guys kind of like, you know, we do a lot of... Me. 524 00:30:38,130 --> 00:30:39,190 Max is like, mostly me. 525 00:30:39,390 --> 00:30:41,690 Mostly. 99 % of the time, it's my fault. 526 00:30:41,890 --> 00:30:42,809 Speaking of females. 527 00:30:42,810 --> 00:30:45,290 Here we go. I hear it. I was waiting for something. No, no, no. 528 00:30:45,490 --> 00:30:47,710 I was like, this is going too long for us to pick on Jack. 529 00:30:48,250 --> 00:30:51,970 I'm not picking on you, man. I thought you were going to interrogate him about 530 00:30:51,970 --> 00:30:53,130 -A -I -L. 531 00:30:53,430 --> 00:30:54,570 She was right. Oh, you know what? 532 00:30:54,770 --> 00:30:57,990 Speaking of Vail, you bring these girls around, okay? 533 00:30:58,510 --> 00:30:59,630 Tiffany, Carmen. 534 00:31:00,240 --> 00:31:01,840 You get us all, like, friends with everyone. 535 00:31:02,060 --> 00:31:04,620 You, like, talk about their, like, love them and all this. 536 00:31:05,040 --> 00:31:08,000 It seems like the following week, it's like you're on something else. 537 00:31:08,220 --> 00:31:09,220 For real, dude. 538 00:31:09,320 --> 00:31:14,000 And Jax is like, now, guys, make sure you tell Tiffany how great it is. You're 539 00:31:14,000 --> 00:31:15,000 lying. 540 00:31:15,300 --> 00:31:16,360 I would tell you. You're lying. 541 00:31:16,880 --> 00:31:17,880 No, I did not. 542 00:31:18,320 --> 00:31:20,660 That did not happen. Dude, you're just embarrassed. You weren't even there. 543 00:31:20,980 --> 00:31:21,959 Yes, I was. 544 00:31:21,960 --> 00:31:24,280 I was waiting outside the door, man. 545 00:31:24,660 --> 00:31:26,760 No. They were there for, like, five minutes. 546 00:31:27,020 --> 00:31:30,190 I know. It was a quickie. Listen, we're not doing that. We're not going to. You 547 00:31:30,190 --> 00:31:33,790 know, if me and Schwartz would have done anything, you would have texted 548 00:31:33,790 --> 00:31:34,790 everyone immediately. 549 00:31:35,230 --> 00:31:39,950 Jax, you're lying to me about things that I witnessed, so I don't need to be 550 00:31:39,950 --> 00:31:42,170 Matlock to solve this mystery. 551 00:31:42,870 --> 00:31:45,870 Like, dude, you should own up to it. Dude, I own up to it. 552 00:31:46,470 --> 00:31:48,050 We don't talk about what happened in Miami. 553 00:31:50,770 --> 00:31:54,250 There it is. Jax is going for the low -hanging fruit right now. Tom supposedly 554 00:31:54,250 --> 00:31:58,630 cheated on Ariana, but we all know these rumors are bullshit. 555 00:31:59,440 --> 00:32:02,400 Oh, yeah, what happened in Miami, Jax? Were you there or were you with some 556 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:03,219 on a beach? 557 00:32:03,220 --> 00:32:04,220 Were you there? 558 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,380 Yeah, I was. You were there, Jax. You were there that night? 559 00:32:07,680 --> 00:32:10,260 You were there that night when me and Schwartz were in the room? No, you 560 00:32:10,260 --> 00:32:12,640 weren't. You weren't. I was there. Nope. 561 00:32:13,480 --> 00:32:15,420 Tom and Jax are physically in their 30s. 562 00:32:15,760 --> 00:32:18,320 Mentally, I feel like they're younger than me, and I'm 22. 563 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:22,000 They've got a little stuff packed going on, you know? 564 00:32:22,280 --> 00:32:24,620 Don't tell on me, I won't tell on you, but if you have, I'm going to tell on 565 00:32:24,620 --> 00:32:25,620 you. 566 00:32:28,360 --> 00:32:32,400 about the Miami girl. I just have to sit back right now and watch Tom give 567 00:32:32,400 --> 00:32:34,160 himself enough rope to hang himself with. 568 00:32:34,860 --> 00:32:36,440 Whoa, whoa, wait. What's going on? 569 00:32:37,160 --> 00:32:38,160 It's your fault. 570 00:32:38,480 --> 00:32:39,480 Boys don't know. 571 00:32:45,700 --> 00:32:52,180 You guys, I'm breaking into 572 00:32:52,180 --> 00:32:53,180 Kristen's phone. 573 00:32:53,900 --> 00:32:54,900 Wait, what? 574 00:32:56,590 --> 00:33:00,630 I'm reading her personal text messages about Jax. How did you break into her 575 00:33:00,630 --> 00:33:04,230 phone? I'm like, you know, like she left her phone and it was like, it was like 576 00:33:04,230 --> 00:33:05,169 so light. 577 00:33:05,170 --> 00:33:08,150 It was like yelling at me like, Bill, read me, read me. 578 00:33:08,470 --> 00:33:14,030 And Tom said to him that he heard Jax railing some chick in the bathroom. 579 00:33:18,540 --> 00:33:21,480 Well, what happened in Miami, Jack? Quote, unquote. 580 00:33:22,440 --> 00:33:23,440 OMG. OMG. 581 00:33:23,680 --> 00:33:26,800 My heart is pounding thinking about it. I can't do this anymore. 582 00:33:27,040 --> 00:33:28,180 I can't. Girl, come on. 583 00:33:28,400 --> 00:33:29,400 Okay, what do you want me to do? 584 00:33:30,060 --> 00:33:35,340 Vale just totally earned her spot on this trip. I would never reach over and 585 00:33:35,340 --> 00:33:37,180 grab Kristen's phone and read the text. 586 00:33:37,460 --> 00:33:40,640 Vale, on the other hand, I mean, if you want to go through it, I'll listen. 587 00:33:40,880 --> 00:33:42,480 I just don't want to be the one holding it. 588 00:33:42,860 --> 00:33:45,880 No, let's just say don't leave your phone around Vale. 589 00:33:47,210 --> 00:33:51,730 I am a seeker of light. And, you know, in all fairness, Kristen's phone is just 590 00:33:51,730 --> 00:33:54,410 sitting face up, just like shining light. 591 00:33:54,650 --> 00:33:57,150 But those are some really f***ed up text messages. 592 00:33:58,210 --> 00:34:02,910 What is going on? Take your phone to the bathroom if you're going to get top 593 00:34:02,910 --> 00:34:05,170 secret covert op s*** on it. 594 00:34:05,590 --> 00:34:06,590 Hey! 595 00:34:08,210 --> 00:34:09,210 Hola. 596 00:34:18,860 --> 00:34:20,440 Coming up. You've proven. 597 00:34:29,520 --> 00:34:31,880 I just, I didn't know if anything's changed. 598 00:34:32,219 --> 00:34:33,219 No. 599 00:34:35,340 --> 00:34:36,340 That was it. 600 00:34:37,380 --> 00:34:38,380 That was it? 601 00:34:43,639 --> 00:34:44,639 Interesting. 602 00:34:45,380 --> 00:34:46,400 Nothing happened. 603 00:34:47,190 --> 00:34:50,670 Okay. I'm telling you. Okay. Well, I'm telling you nothing happens. Well, I was 604 00:34:50,670 --> 00:34:55,330 there, Jax. I was listening to you. You said you didn't do it, and I believe 605 00:34:55,330 --> 00:34:59,810 you. But you're insinuating that something actually did happen. I'm not 606 00:34:59,810 --> 00:35:03,130 insinuating, but if you said, man, this is bullshit, I didn't do it, I'd be 607 00:35:03,130 --> 00:35:06,890 like... And then when it comes down to you, then it's like, if I'm going down, 608 00:35:06,970 --> 00:35:07,970 everybody's going down. 609 00:35:08,150 --> 00:35:09,670 Mikey, just drop it and let it go. 610 00:35:10,110 --> 00:35:11,110 All right, whatever. 611 00:35:11,470 --> 00:35:13,550 Sandoval, he doesn't have a perfect track record either. 612 00:35:13,770 --> 00:35:16,490 To be honest, well, maybe they should take their own advice. 613 00:35:17,160 --> 00:35:19,600 Nothing happened. Okay. All right, Jack. 614 00:35:26,000 --> 00:35:27,000 Guys, 615 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:28,920 I'll be right back, okay? 616 00:35:30,380 --> 00:35:34,800 Dude, I deserve tenfold. I know, Jack. I know. 617 00:35:35,200 --> 00:35:40,380 It's the violation of trust from you as like a friend. 618 00:35:40,620 --> 00:35:44,720 And dude, you've proven to be like a habitual kind of backstabber. 619 00:35:44,990 --> 00:35:49,470 You and Tom, I consider my two best friends. You're my two brothers. 620 00:35:49,670 --> 00:35:54,430 I don't have anybody else in this town. But there's only two people I do this 621 00:35:54,430 --> 00:35:56,370 to. I have to live with that. I know. 622 00:35:57,370 --> 00:35:59,010 What I do is a f***ing thing. 623 00:35:59,250 --> 00:36:01,370 You just gotta stop doing f***ing things, man. 624 00:36:01,650 --> 00:36:05,830 Me and Schwartz always cover Jax's ass. We always keep our mouths shut. 625 00:36:06,150 --> 00:36:08,310 Jax is the exact opposite. 626 00:36:08,690 --> 00:36:11,790 Trying to get dirt on either one of us. 627 00:36:12,030 --> 00:36:18,310 So he can feel justified in the things that he does. Stop ratting us out. Like, 628 00:36:18,350 --> 00:36:22,970 no, I want you to get a taste of your own medicine. So maybe you realize what 629 00:36:22,970 --> 00:36:24,510 it's like on Vanderpump Room. 630 00:36:26,790 --> 00:36:31,510 I drink a lot of alcohol. What happened last night? 631 00:36:31,870 --> 00:36:35,270 You don't need to just dump all your friends. You're not listening to 632 00:36:35,270 --> 00:36:38,710 and you're just going to hear whoever is willing to do what you want and it's 633 00:36:38,710 --> 00:36:39,428 not okay. 634 00:36:39,430 --> 00:36:40,830 And Jax lived in Miami together. 635 00:36:41,110 --> 00:36:44,230 Let's use this opportunity to give me some girls. I have two words for you. 636 00:36:44,230 --> 00:36:47,810 code. Sorry. I thought we were going to spend the rest of our lives together. 637 00:36:48,090 --> 00:36:51,690 This is what I wanted. He has an emotion. Go to bravotv .com.